by TOM DAMRON
(PLANO,TEXAS)
Seniors Texting Codes
ATD: AT THE DOCTOR
BFF: BEST FRIEND FELL
BTW: BRING THE WHEELCHAIR
BYOT: BRING YOUR OWN TEETH
FW/W: FORGOT WHERE I WAS
GGPBL: GOTTA GO PACEMAKER BATTERY LOW
GHA: GOT HEARTBURN AGAIN
IMHAO: IS MY HEARING AID ON
LMDO: LAUGHING MY DENTURES OUT
OMMR: ON MY MASSAGE RECLINER
OMSG: OH MY! SORRY, GAS
ROFLACGU: ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING AND CAN'T GET UP
TTYL: TALK TO YOU LOUDER