Wit of a Grandpa!

by Irwin Lengel
(Auburndale FL USA)

Just little old me trying to get back into my writing habit. You know, say something funny, provide some useless information, and last but not least a quote of the day.

Let's start with something funny:

I dream of a better tomorrow...you know, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Moving on to some useless information - Do you know the difference between a nook and a cranny? Well, the nook is a corner, and the cranny is a crack.

Quote of today (leastways my quote of the day): Don't wait for a perfect morning. Just take your morning and make it perfect.

I know, not much of a start, but my muse is slowly coming back to me and I am finally seeing light at the end of the tunnel so pretty soon I will be back to my old self sharing my nonsense with those of you that take the time to read it.

You know me, I am just that wild and crazy guy taking life one day at a time.

What's that you say you have time for one more funny - okay, here it is:

Conversation overheard between a grandpa and a grandchild:

"Grandpa, doesn't it bother you when people make fun of your age on your birthday?

No, child. I just take it with a grain of sale... a bite of lime, and a shot of tequila!"

Enjoy your weekend folks, see you next time!

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